MARKET RATES FOR DUIT KOPI TO BRIBE THE TRAFFIC POLICE

Got this from Here Jerine Lay's blog Go check out her other posts. Interesting.

Inspired by my uncle’s new Bentley Continental, I picked up driving again. I begged my parents to get me a car, and the best I could get is my mom’s kereta buruk. Upon hearing that at lunch earlier, my friend enemy, Gordon, told me of his “guide to bribing the traffic police”. Apparently I have to familiar myself with the market price. It’s one of the skill you need to acquire if you want to drive on Malaysia road.


If you're living in a city and drives a car worth RM100k and above:-

Speeding- RM50 to RM100
Did not use the seatbelt- RM50 to RM100
Beat the Traffic Light- RM50 to RM150
Make an Illegal turn- RM20 to RM50
Driving against the traffic- RM50 to RM100
Using the phone without Handsfree- RM50 to RM100
Driving under Influence- RM50 to RM300
Own an Unlawfully Modified Car- RM20 to RM200
Honk in Hospital Zone- RM30 to RM100
Carrying Illegal Drugs in your Vehicle- RM300 to RM2000 (I shall write about market price of bribing police depending on the drugs found on you. But that will be in another post)
Block an emergency Ambulance or Cops vehicle- RM100 to RM200
Drive "Commando Style"- RM50 to RM100
Caught racing with the Police- RM500 to RM1500
Gave a middle finger to the police while driving- RM100 to RM1000 (but that also depends how yong sui you are)
Knock a police vehicle- RM500++


If you're living in a city and drives a car worth below RM100k:-

Speeding- RM20 to RM100
Did not use the seatbelt- RM20 to RM50
Beat the Traffic Light- RM30 to RM100
Make an Illegal turn- RM10 to RM50
Driving against the traffic- RM50 to RM100
Using the phone without Handsfree- RM20 to RM50
Driving under Influence- RM100 to RM300
Own an Unlawfully Modified Car- RM20 to RM100
Honk in Hospital Zone- RM20 to RM50
Carrying Illegal Drugs in your Vehicle- RM100 to RM1000
Block an emergency Ambulance or Cops vehicle- RM50 to RM100
Drive "Commando Style"- RM10 to RM50
Caught racing with the Police- RM100 to RM500
Gave a middle finger to the police while driving- RM100 to RM500
Knock a police vehicle- RM500++



If you're living in a rural area and drives a car worth RM100k and above:-

Speeding- RM50 to RM100
Did not use the seatbelt- RM50 to RM100
Beat the Traffic Light- RM20 to RM50
Make an Illegal turn- RM20 to RM50
Driving against the traffic- RM10 to RM80
Using the phone without Handsfree- RM20 to RM50
Driving under Influence- RM20 to RM100
Own an Unlawfully Modified Car- RM10 to RM50
Honk in Hospital Zone- RM20 to RM50
Carrying Illegal Drugs in your Vehicle- RM100 to RM1000
Block an emergency Ambulance or Cops vehicle- RM50 to RM150
Drive "Commando Style"- RM20 to RM50
Caught racing with the Police- RM50 to RM200
Gave a middle finger to the police while driving- RM50 to RM300
Knock a police vehicle- RM500++


If you're living in a rural area and drives a car worth below RM100k:-

Speeding- RM10 to RM50
Did not use the seatbelt- RM5 to RM30
Beat the Traffic Light- RM5 to RM40
Make an Illegal turn- RM5 to RM40
Driving against the traffic- RM5 to RM40
Using the phone without Handsfree- RM5 to RM20
Driving under Influence- RM10 to RM50
Own an Unlawfully Modified Car- RM5 to RM40
Honk in Hospital Zone- RM5 to RM20
Carrying Illegal Drugs in your Vehicle- RM50 to RM1000
Block an emergency Ambulance or Cops vehicle- RM20 to RM100
Drive "Commando Style"- It's not Illegal under this condition.
Caught racing with the Police- RM30 to RM100
Gave a middle finger to the police while driving- RM20 to RM200
Knock a police vehicle- RM500++



If you use a motorbike (Below 500cc) [Increase 20% for 500cc and above]:-

Speeding- RM5 to RM50
Did not Buckle up Helmet- RM5 to RM20
Did not wear a Helmet- RM5 to RM30
Beat the Traffic Light- RM5 to RM40
Make an Illegal turn- RM5 to RM40
Driving against the traffic- RM5 to RM40
Using the phone without Handsfree- RM5 to RM20
Driving under Influence- RM10 to RM50
Own an Unlawfully Modified Bike- RM5 to RM20
Honk in Hospital Zone- RM5 to RM20
Carrying Illegal Drugs on your Bike- RM50 to RM1000
Drive "Commando Style"- RM10 to RM100
Caught racing with the Police- RM30 to RM100
Gave a middle finger to the police while driving- RM20 to RM200
Knock a police vehicle- RM500++



If you're a pedestrian/cyclist:-

Jaywalking - It's not Illegal
Beating the Pedestrian Traffic Light- It's not Illegal
Cycling in the wrong path- It's not Illegal
Knock a police vehicle- RM500++ (I don't see how you can do that if you're a pedestrian)


For more useless guide you can check out Gordon's blog or follow him on twitter @CKGord. But I must warn you he's a huge nuisance on twitter. Worst than me!